Fear and Loathing, but George Costanza is Raoul Drake

Happy 100 followers, Tumblr!!! 

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Happy 100 followers, Tumblr!!! 

- whatifgeorgecostanza

What if in Space Jam…
Porky Pig…
was George Costanza?

What if in Space Jam…

Porky Pig…

was George Costanza?

memoriaeurguet said: the show was amazing. that was the most fun i've had my whole teen years lol i'm ready to go to another show

Agreed. Odd Future is a really gifted collective and Tyler is boss!! He suits Costanza’s fancy. 

memoriaeurguet said: that poster was freaking hilarious. i was in the crowd and i was like 'tyler's gonna love that poster"

Much appreciated! Costanza was afraid he might be offended at the copyright infringement, but he took to it to heart! What’d you think of the show? 

Ladies and gentlemen, Whatifgeorgecostanza’s first public appearance. We’ve gone public. :) 

What if in Side Effects…
Good husband Channing Tatum…
Was replaced with good husband George Costanza?

What if in Side Effects…

Good husband Channing Tatum…

Was replaced with good husband George Costanza?

What if on the cover of Tyler, The Creator’s album Wolf…
Optimistic Tyler…
Was replaced with Optimistic George Costanza? 

What if on the cover of Tyler, The Creator’s album Wolf…

Optimistic Tyler…

Was replaced with Optimistic George Costanza? 

What if on Aqua Teen Hunger Force…
Shape-shifting misfit Meatwad…
Was shape-shifting misfit George Costanza? 

What if on Aqua Teen Hunger Force…

Shape-shifting misfit Meatwad…

Was shape-shifting misfit George Costanza? 

Sorry for the long hiatus, people

Costanza contacted us and tried to work out some sort of movie deal. We had to turn him down, because actor Jason Alexander lacks the awkward skills of a mediocre Jewish man that we’ve come to expect from him over the last two decades….who knew?

We’re back for now! So keep an eye out for that bespectacled mass of awkward!

What if in Hitman…
Agent 47…
was replaced with Agent George Costanza…?

What if in Hitman…

Agent 47…

was replaced with Agent George Costanza…?

What if on Firefly…
Rogue pirate Firefly captain Mal Reynolds…
Was rogue pirate Firefly captain George Costanza? 

What if on Firefly…

Rogue pirate Firefly captain Mal Reynolds…

Was rogue pirate Firefly captain George Costanza?